1
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Boss! Hey boss!

2
00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,720
What's with the stuffy ears, boss?

3
00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,480
I've been screaming myself deaf
over here! Roll it down...

4
00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,360
I got myself in a jam - 
fuck me sideways!

5
00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:00,920
Will you give me a tow up to that auto
shop on Vacaresti? My ride's quit on me.

6
00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:05,720
Come on, it's ten minutes away - tops.
The auto- shop, I mean. All right?

7
00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,320
Come on boss, do me this solid.
We'll have you back in fifteen, honest!

8
00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,600
Come on, you've got a crowbar, right?

9
00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,000
Boss... Go on, it's on me, there!

10
00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:16,560
Let's go!

11
00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,240
Come on!

12
00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:39,240
What the bloody hell is this guy doing?
Hey, man!

13
00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,120
Hey mate, are you taking the piss?
So I cough up the cash and you what?

14
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Maaan!

15
00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,760
You fucking thief. Go screw yourself!

16
00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,280
I'll get your number, man,
fucking asshole!

17
00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,160
Motherfucker...

18
00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,000
All right? I'm looking for Antonio.

19
00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,320
We're closed.

20
00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:46,720
- Antonio? I've come to see him.
- There's no Antonio here, man!

21
00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:54,320
- Isn't this Antonio's garage?
- Are you deaf, man? We're closed.

22
00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,360
There's no Antonio here.
Now be on your way!

23
00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,000
I was thinking this might still be
Antonio's garage.

24
00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,240
Even if Antonio isn't here himself.

25
00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:07,680
Hi...Come back next week, ok?
Go on...

26
00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,520
- Take care, all the best to you!
- Are you Mr. Antonio?

27
00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:16,360
That's me. Come back next week,
we'll have you all sorted then.

28
00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,240
Hello there!

29
00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,160
- Can't you hear me?
- I can!

30
00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,080
But the guys said Antonio
wasn't around.

31
00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,680
Never mind the guys, man.
I'm Antonio.

32
00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:34,120
Come back next week if you've got
car trouble.

33
00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,880
For fuck's sake, he's just
standing there eyeballing me!

34
00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,800
Are you deaf, boy?

35
00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,640
The Captain sent me.

36
00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,720
The Captain sent you?

37
00:03:55,960 --> 00:04:00,560
After we agreed he'd give me
some more time? Fuck!

38
00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:07,600
- Tell him I'll get it for him...
- Today! He wants it today. Now.

39
00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,840
Better yet,
you can go and fuck yourself!

40
00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:16,680
And as long as you're at it, how about
taking the Captain along for the ride?

41
00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,320
- Hey, guys!
- Yeah, boss.

42
00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,120
Come on, you'd better...

43
00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,160
Boss!

44
00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:20,200
As long as I'm here,
I'd just as soon get the money now.

45
00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,720
Shadows
Episode 1

46
00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,680
What do you mean,
you don't have the full sum?

47
00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,800
See if I care!
I've got expenses too, go figure!

48
00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:32,800
Yeah, I'll see you...
No, no, no - I'll see you in court!

49
00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:37,160
Let's see how you like it
when I seize your house!

50
00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,880
- All right, man!
- What's up, Relster?

51
00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,280
Grab a case there!

52
00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,960
How's it hanging, bro?

53
00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,920
It's good.
And if not, a little to the left.

54
00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:47,040
What are you up to later tonight?
I'm going to a party down in Colentina.

55
00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,800
Grub, pussy, a cool time!

56
00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,560
One of my mates is bringing
a karaoke machine.

57
00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,840
Bro, it's got it all!
Never seen anything like it!

58
00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:57,920
He's got AC/DC, Metallica, Stefan
Banica, Romica Puceanu, you name it!

59
00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,680
- How about Engelbert Humperdinck?
- What, now?

60
00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,320
Engelbert Humperdinck.

61
00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,760
That hot cousin of mine's coming too.

62
00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,840
The one I keep wanting to
fix you up with.

63
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,240
Man, oh man, bro,
d'ya know how fine she's gotten?

64
00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:15,440
- She'll melt your popsicle, Relu bro!
- You don't say, boss! I'll take it.

65
00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,760
Hey, isn't she the one you
went and fingered though?

66
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,720
Nah, that only happened once.
She's a second cousin, doesn't count.

67
00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:23,840
Like the poem goes:

68
00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,280
no matter she's kin, if she's wet
and keen, get under her skin!

69
00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:31,000
Speaking of, is Nico in? Is she around?
I brought her some dough.

70
00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,360
Yap.

71
00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,000
So can I count on you tonight?

72
00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,520
Come in!

73
00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:49,320
Just what I needed,
a helping hand to get me sorted!

74
00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:10,520
He said he'd bring it around
himself next time.

75
00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:18,560
So, how was it?
Did he come to heel?

76
00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,800
You know the drill. "Hang on,
I don't have it, didn't see nothin'.

77
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,320
"Even if I did, I still can't,

78
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:28,840
"'cause I've got a memorial service
for my aunt in Calafat's 2nd cousin."

79
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,640
I turned on the charm too.

80
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,480
I danced the lambada,
asked him out for an eclair.

81
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,600
Till he warmed up to me.

82
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,560
Do you use these lines
to pick up chicks?

83
00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,240
It's easier with them.

84
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:45,320
It only takes a few drops of chloroform
on a hankerchief, then...

85
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:49,520
- You take them by force?
- Only those who don't go willingly.

86
00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,160
What about those who do?

87
00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:07,560
- Did you tell him?
- No, I didn't.

88
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:12,160
- Tell me what? What?
- You need to meet with Giani.

89
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,920
- Today? Right now?
- Today. Now.

90
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,840
How many times have I told you, Nico?

91
00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,840
Stop sending me
when I've just finished my shift!

92
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:23,720
After 10 hours straight at the wheel,
even my blood's gone numb!

93
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,160
I'll sort it out tomorrow.

94
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,040
What?

95
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:35,160
Tell him yourself you can't go
'cause your ass is numb!

96
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,560
All right then, boss lady.

97
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:44,400
It's not like I sprayed chloroform
on your hankie and took you by force.

98
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,840
- How much does he owe?
- Forty- two hundred.

99
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,080
But the boss wants a round number.
Six grand.

100
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,920
- Sabin will join you.
- To do what exactly?

101
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,840
To have Giani scribble
get- well wishes on his cast?

102
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,440
Didn't you say you were busy?

103
00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,640
He's been cooped up all day,
see how gaunt he's looking?

104
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,920
How about showing some respect?
You're not alone in here!

105
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,320
- It's good for you... vitamin air!
- Say what?

106
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,760
- Better wait outside, go on!
- Did you hear this guy?

107
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:51,680
If you see some soap lying around,
don't bend over to pick it up.

108
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,160
Get a load of this, it's Relster!

109
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:40,680
The Pope himself could've walked in,
would've been less of a surprise!

110
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,520
The Pope doesn't like your type...

111
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,320
...in the Handlebar Club.

112
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:51,160
- Come on in, join the gang.
- I wouldn't wanna impose.

113
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,160
Why? You're not imposing at all.

114
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,360
- I had some onions.
- So?

115
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,640
Pop Rica here's got cock breath too.

116
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,920
Join me outside, will you?

117
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,120
- Relster, hey!
- What's up?

118
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,200
Relu, boy!

119
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,680
They say that if an electric shock
pops you off underwater...

120
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:39,600
...your balls explode.
All that's left of them is mush.

121
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,920
I'll turn you into tripe soup, bro!

122
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:51,760
- Careful! Don't do anything stupid, man!
- Let's take a few steps in the shade.

123
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,720
Man, hold on, man!

124
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,280
What the fuck's with
this song and dance?

125
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,080
Let alone you tearing into me
in front of everyone...

126
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:23,320
now you get me back into the scrapheap
after I'd just finished rinsing!

127
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,800
Just as well, you've got
an excuse to go back.

128
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,000
I know you lot like to cuddle up
like penguins.

129
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:34,160
Nice one! There, you gave me a scare,
and a right scolding.

130
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,880
Bro, you really got on his tits.
What did you do now?

131
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,560
What I did?! He can go fuck himself!
I've always squared up with him.

132
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,840
Always, even gave him extra,
motherfucking tosser!

133
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,360
Gone and forgot's
all the loot I made him, huh?

134
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,920
All those girls from the Majestic,
the Inter...

135
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:53,040
...then in Hala Traian, Colentina...
who kept that whole stable going?

136
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,280
- God almighty!
- He wants six grand.

137
00:15:56,640 --> 00:16:01,040
What, six grand?!
Try four grand and a half, tops!

138
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:09,360
Pop Giani, you're devil- may- care
with the devil at your door. No joke.

139
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,640
Plus he saddled me with this guy,
sharp as a marble, he is.

140
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,880
- No kidding!
- Do you now Pinocchio?

141
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,680
Yap.

142
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:20,880
Last week he sent this guy after him.
He was in a measly 700.

143
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,880
They locked horns, so he slit
that guy's throat with a bed spring.

144
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,440
Then he sat there, watching him
squirm like a pig on a spit.

145
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,680
For three hours, till it was done.

146
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:35,560
Relu boy, remember who you learned
these pork pies from?

147
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,600
What's this man,
the county fucking fair?

148
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,920
No shit!

149
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,320
Pop Giani, you've gotta fork
some over now... at least a grand!

150
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,520
A grand shit on a stick!

151
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,520
If you don't have it, I can...

152
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:54,000
Bro, sod off before
I blow a fuse! Fucking hell!

153
00:16:55,720 --> 00:17:00,080
- Giani, give me just five hundred!
- Relu man, stop badgering me!

154
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:05,840
Even if I had it, I still wouldn't
give it to you, get my drift?

155
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:16,440
- Giani, pops...
- I've had it! Bye- bye, baby, I'm gone!

156
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:21,560
I'm off, eat my dust!
I found a grandson in Greece!

157
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:27,360
I'll send you a picture postcard,
of me dipping my wick in the waves.

158
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,520
- Bye bye!
- Bro, don't take me for a fool!

159
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,440
Come here! Go on!

160
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,120
Giani! Giani! Giani!

161
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,360
Open the door!

162
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,480
- Open the goddamn door already!
- The fucking thing won't open!

163
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,000
Easy, easy!

164
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,160
What happened here, bro?

165
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,480
What's close by? What's the closest?

166
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,120
- The mall!
- What's the closest HOSPITAL?

167
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,840
Just drive, fucking step on it!

168
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:55,480
You did me in, fucking A!
You killed me in cold blood, Relu boy!

169
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,160
I got you back too,
fucking got blood all over you!

170
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,520
- What's the plan, Relster?
- Just keep driving!

171
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,800
Giani, how about I change the channel?
Any special requests?

172
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,560
Do you have the one with your mom
moaning on the beltway?

173
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,400
Damn bro, I treat you nice
and what do you do?

174
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,880
You're an asshole!

175
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:25,240
Look at that blood,
just pumping out of me! Fuuuck!

176
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,880
I'll put on some instrumental crap.
To bore you to death!

177
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,040
- Make it a funeral song!
- You're not gonna die, chill!

178
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:37,440
Fuck you, you fucking twat!
Hurry up, I'm under the gun!

179
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,640
- Head downtown, to the Municipal!
- What if he squeals, bro?

180
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,800
- He won't squeal! Take the passageway!
- Sure I'll snitch, you wankers!

181
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,480
I'll call a press conference!
I'll get the pigs on it, the spooks...

182
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,360
...Romania's Got Talent,
Beware the Donkey Scare!

183
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:57,920
- I'll spill ALL of it, fuck it all!
- Quit it, chill!

184
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:02,480
- Did you knock him on the head too?
- Shut up! Keep your eyes on the road!

185
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,480
- Does it hurt, pops?
- It hurts, it hurts...

186
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,680
My soul hurts!
You could've let me off the hook.

187
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,840
Just this once, Relu boy,
you could've let it go!

188
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,760
Swear you won't breathe
a word to the pigs, all right?

189
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:23,200
I swear, I won't tell them anything...
Except about your little pecker!

190
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:28,600
You can't even wank, it's so small!
You get circus midgets to do it for you!

191
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,560
Sod off pops, you old tosser!

192
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,080
Cool it! Just drive
and shut your mouth!

193
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,200
Yeah but he started it!
Saying my junk's small, I'll show him!

194
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,640
- Motherfucker can suck my dick!
- Fabian, shut the fuck up already!

195
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:43,320
- Zip your fucking mouth up and drive!
- Motherfucking jerkwad! You shove it!

196
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,440
Giani?

197
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,920
I don't know if you're
up on the weather, Relster,

198
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,800
but it hasn't rained in a while.
The ground's hard.

199
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,160
Digging a hole that big,
it's bound to be tricky.

200
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,200
It would be easier
if we dug several tinier holes.

201
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,800
Relster, you don't wanna mess
with Mother Nature.

202
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,520
I'll take this one, since it's on sale.

203
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,080
Relster!

204
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,040
It's DNA, Relster! Evidence.

205
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,400
I saw you tossing your cookies.

206
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,360
It's natural your first time,
till you get the hang of it.

207
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:43,320
But you should go and clean it up,
I reckon.

208
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,520
I'm not bullshitting you.

209
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,960
What if the pigs come down here
and find your puke, huh?

210
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,680
With a lab, tools, magnifying glass,
putting it all under a microscope, huh?

211
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,040
What do you suppose they'll find?

212
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,120
A shawarma.

213
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,920
Jeez, I'm kinda niffy!

214
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,480
It's not like I made
much of an effort either, right?

215
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,800
I hauled... how much did I haul?
70 kilos?

216
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,960
When he was standing on his own,
he didn't seem all that heavy!

217
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:55,280
Twig- like, rather, he was...
Then again, his bones were right thick.

218
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,840
Hey, you know whose bones
are the heaviest though?

219
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,920
The dwarfs, so I've heard!

220
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:03,440
They say a dwarf is the same weight as
a regular man. Is it true, d'ya reckon?

221
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,600
We should've at least
given him a shave before, bro.

222
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,240
I thought there was something missing!

223
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,880
Did you sort it?

224
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,720
What's wrong, guys?
Cat got your tongue?

225
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,760
Head to the 24- hour shop
and get some lemons.

226
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,400
- Lemons?!
- Now, please.

227
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,560
Tell me you're joking, Relu.

228
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,320
- It was an accident.
- Did he slip on a banana peel?

229
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,600
No, it really was just an accident.

230
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,720
- Did he see it happen?
- No.

231
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:16,760
Go spin him this accident story
and it might not be the only one today.

232
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,160
Quit pigging out,
you'll ruin your appetite!

233
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,680
She says she's filing for divorce
unless I lose twenty kilos.

234
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,080
So I've been sticking to vegetables.

235
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,560
And did you lose any weight?

236
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,840
- Seven kilos over two weeks.
- Not bad!

237
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:53,480
- He's shed seven and put on ten.
- I really did slim down, man!

238
00:26:54,120 --> 00:27:00,280
How about we toast to Mister Paganel,
who's freshly out of the clink!

239
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,080
- Hear, hear!
- Cheers!

240
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,880
To your health!

241
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,040
Got a sec?
Heads up, Relu offed Giani.

242
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,040
Is it true? Did you really whack him
for 6000 euros?

243
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,600
- Not even that - 4200.
- He jumped at me with a knife.

244
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,200
And then he slipped
and fell on your blade, huh?

245
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:56,280
- It was a concrete- iron pole.
- Ouch, that must've hurt like hell!

246
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,040
You know, if I were a court of law,
I'd let you walk.

247
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,240
I'd known him since I was three.

248
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,480
Though loud- mouthed,
he was a good lad.

249
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,240
That may be, but he was a stool pigeon.
He knew I was on to it too.

250
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,840
That's why he was sitting on the dough
he owed me.

251
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,200
He thought he could play me
and then vanish without a trace.

252
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,600
You just saved me a trip, Relster.

253
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:27,120
May he rest in piece,
motherfucking scumbag that he was.

254
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,640
See these guys?
They're just a bunch of minions.

255
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,600
The Romanian postal service.

256
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,600
You can have them ferry something
from point A to point B.

257
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,560
But scrub off their tattoos,
and they'll come unhinged.

258
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,040
You're another kettle of fish.

259
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,200
These two years I've known you,
you've done the work, never acted out..

260
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:01,120
You're not a show- off, or an ass- kisser
you don't fawn all over me...

261
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,680
I like that about you,
you're like my son's pit bull!

262
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,040
Plus, you're not much of a talker.

263
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,280
That's crucial.

264
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,400
I'd beat the shit out of those guys
who open their mouths

265
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,680
and don't know when to stop!

266
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,840
You're my lad.

267
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,560
Aren't you?

268
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,000
- Yes, boss.
- Great!

269
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,560
I've got a favor to ask.

270
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,600
Someone on your dance card, is it?

271
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:45,640
These two Moldavian birds I rented,
but I've got them all week.

272
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,720
Come on!

273
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,480
Mister Toma! When did you get here?

274
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,360
Where did you get these anchovies from?

275
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,040
The guys got them,
from the grocery store.

276
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,720
If you'd called, I'd have sent you
fresher stuff than this boot plastic.

277
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,720
So what brings you by? I told the guys
to drop you off at your hotel.

278
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:33,680
I heard you were throwing a party,
so I thought I'd pop by for a bit.

279
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,040
I was in the middle of something,
but if you'd like us to talk now...

280
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,560
Man, it burns!
Next time, I'll send you the anchovies.

281
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,080
Go, go about your business.
This isn't my scene, anyway.

282
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,560
The boys like it just fine.

283
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:57,840
The boys in blue sure do! Sonny...

284
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,440
- ...what do I keep telling you?
- Mister Toma...

285
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,640
Go on, go,
you've got business to attend to.

286
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:11,480
We'll talk tomorrow.
Come over around 8.

287
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,200
One more thing.

288
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:23,320
When you come over tomorrow,
bring me an antacid.

289
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,560
I've got a feeling this fucking ulcer
will be acting out.

290
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,200
- Why didn't you park in the yard, man?
- It's fine.

291
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,920
Let's go!

292
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,480
What do you think?

293
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,960
Cool.

294
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,640
The marble's from Spain!

295
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:53,080
- Isn't it slippery though?
- Yes, but, guess what I paid for it!

296
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,880
- 700 per square meter.
- Ace.

297
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,040
They also had it at 3- 400 per meter.

298
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,720
- But it looked crappier, huh?
- Nope, same diff.

299
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,280
I just wanted the pricier one!

300
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,680
Mrs. Captain - The Relster!

301
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,440
Thanks a bunch for leaving me
alone on Saturday night!

302
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,720
Nice to meet you!

303
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,080
It's not easy being a Captain's wife.

304
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:30,600
- How about you, any family?
- No. No family. I've got no one.

305
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:37,720
Family's good to have, but it's also
your Achilles heel, if you get my drift.

306
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,880
You can never let them
out of your sight.

307
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,440
Teddy. My son.

308
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,680
I came home the other day,
to find he'd drained the pool.

309
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:03,280
I go "Why did you drain the pool, man?"
"To train Teddy," he said.

310
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,160
The dog's also called Teddy.

311
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:11,000
I went, "Wouldn't that be easier to do
in the garden, on the grass?"

312
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:16,480
He goes, "No." And I go "Why not?"
"'Cause it's easier this way."

313
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:27,000
I'm fit as a fiddle...
that's not the issue here.

314
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,720
- But one day I'll snuff it too.
- We all will.

315
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:34,720
But I've got my businesses, bro.

316
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:40,000
The Muncii shawarma joint,
the auto repair shops...

317
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,720
...my wife's beauty shop.

318
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,280
I thought I'd cash in on
this third millennium too.

319
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,200
Go into something smarter...
on the net, on Google...

320
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:56,160
- I'm no good with those either.
- But this one is, got a smart noggin!

321
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:00,480
Only, he's dead, lifeless.

322
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,120
Emo.

323
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Sorry, what?

324
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,640
Emo. Like him, only wearing black...

325
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,640
...listening to stuff that makes you
wanna slit your wrists.

326
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,720
- Temisan?
- Worse!

327
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,680
Some off themselves.

328
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,120
I took him to a shrink,
pumped him full of pills!

329
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,480
Everything on the market,
all for nothing.

330
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,960
There's no spark of life in him.

331
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,240
I want you to take him with you.

332
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,840
- What now? Take him where?
- Everywhere.

333
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,920
Take him to get a feel for life,
get a whiff of the street.

334
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,560
Take him to the whores...
only careful he doesn't get the clap!

335
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,000
Out on the town, with the lads.
Let him take a spill or two even...

336
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,720
- Boss...
- Relster!

337
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:03,800
I raised him with kid gloves
and got a wuss for my troubles.

338
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,680
- Good evening.
- Sup.

339
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,760
There's blood on your shoes.

340
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,440
Don't speak out of turn!
You're asking for it.

341
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:28,440
See that? Smart as a whip!
Nothing gets past him, see?

342
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,960
It's just that he's a dead man walking,
the fucking prick.

343
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,760
I'm counting on you, Relster.

344
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,480
Whiskey?

345
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,080
He was in the street with some tykes,
caught a cracker in his eye.

346
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:46,600
They worked on him a while, but
it didn't touch the nerve. He'll be OK.

347
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:53,600
Maybe just a bit cross- eyed.
Things are dicier outside...

348
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,880
Watch your step, think stuff through
before you say it.

349
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,000
12 years old...

350
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,960
Before long, he'll dump
a knocked- up girlfriend on you.

351
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,000
Sorry, I...

352
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,320
Are you on duty?
Can I get a ride?

353
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,400
15, Theodor Aman.

354
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,200
End of episode 1